she's also a teen mother
Dan: that alwasy hurts the hottness scale
Yeah I guess some of the Sorostutes go out of
there way to bitch about me
ruiner: it does
Dan: Like they mention it at meatings
ruiner: that's fuckin great
ruiner: haha
Dan: no I'm scared
ruiner: oh my god
Dan: there name is kappa
ruiner: you must have made quite an impression
Dan: so I call em crappa
ruiner: AM heeheehee
ruiner: they actually curse your name at meetings?
Dan: cuz there brothers are the sphinx....the
spincters
Dan: aparently
ruiner: who told you this?
Dan: this one who is ugly and is suposedly my
freind was pissed cuz I screemed at one of the
pledges on the phone
ruiner: you should show up at one of their meetings
ruiner: and demand blowjobs
Dan: and I guess she and the pledge went off on how
I'm dick
Dan 2/9/01 2:58 AM I should
ruiner 2/9/01 2:58 AM cool
ruiner 2/9/01 2:58 AM i haven't made any mortal enemies at terra yet
Dan 2/9/01 2:58 AM then I through a snowball in this other ones
face cuz we were playing in a snowball fight
ruiner: mainly because i don't have any friends so i
keep my mouth shut
Dan: and that was the only part she had exposed
ruiner: nobody to appreciate my various witty and
scatheing remarks
ruiner: that's very chivalrous of you. is she hot?
Dan: yeah I just say them most of the time
Dan: she's decent but she's a freinds girlfreind
ruiner: ah
ruiner: scoring points with your friend as well
ruiner: by plugging his girlfriend in the face with an
iceball
Dan: luckily he thought it was humorus....he was
really drunk at the tiem
And then this one said high to me
ruiner: ah
ruiner: make sure he stays drunk
Dan: and I told her "Just because we have a class
together doesn't mean you can talk to me"
Dan: Yeah
Dan: All the same fucking sorority
Dan: not to mention holly
Dan: same fucking sorority
Dan: This chick tricked me into makeing fun of her
and I went off for a good ten minute rant
ruiner: hehe
Dan: then she ran away
ruine: tricked you? how did she trick you?
Dan: She saw heer from a distance and called Holly
over and then introduced me to her
Dan: Bitch
ruiner: ah
Dan: what sly trickery is that
ruiner: she's evil
Dan: After holly left she said that it was all part
of her master plan. she is next door neighbors
with holy and so to keep the peace in the
hall she can't make fun of her but she new I
would
ruiner: pure evil
Dan: I'm not being parinoid that is really what she
said
ruiner: hehe
Dan: Then I didn't realize who Holly was.... I've
had run ins with this chick before we kinda
got allong so I ask her to come to quizz and
Quiil, it tell stories and shit it's humoruse,
she says she can't go cuz she's got study
table and she isn't aloud to leave so I say
Fuck You Fuck all of you I personaly hate each
and every one of you....
I was joking of course but I'm not sure if
they caught the full humor in the situation
ruiner: yeah, probably not
Dan: and I qualified holly I said except you you
tried
ruiner: since you yelled it and left
ruiner: right?
Dan: but she didn't seem to be all that thrilled
Dan: yeah I did
Dan: I fucking booked after that
ruiner: good call
Dan: ahhhh
I was late for story time
ruine: did you share this story at storytime?
Dan: but today at a class a freind told me they
were bitching about me they weren't completly
sure it was me and then I mentioned some of
these things and they were completely sure
Dan: No
Dan : But I did some good ones
ruine: haha
Dan: And I might tell that one next time
Dan: that's a good idea actually
Dan: This one chick who is really hot, I thought
had me mixxed up with my dopelgnger and so
every time I saw her she would talk to me and
I would milk it for all I could right
Dan: this kid in my hall looks exactly like me and
is always hanging out with like 7-10 chicks at
a time
Dan: and not in a gay way
Dan: but they are ugly and I am jealus
Dan: but then this chick uses my name
Dan: and I can't figure out who the hell she is
Dan: she isn't in any of my classes
ruiner: hehe
ruine: i hate when that happens
Dan: And she doesnt' want me I can tell from the
conversation she just thinks we are really
good freinds
Dan: DAMNIT
ruiner: she's probably trying to lure you somewhere so
her and her sorostitutes can kill you
Dan: fuck....never thought of that....it might have
worked too
ruiner: yeah
Dan: thatnks for the warning
ruiner: be careful
ruiner: if a chick acts like she wants you, she's
really trying to kill you
Da: words of wisdom
ruiner: i gush wisdom from every orifice
ruiner: mostly my ass, though
Dan: I;'ve gotta go
ehehehehehe
ruiner: ok
talk to you later
Dan: later
