Dan's Ebay Sales pitch:
Hello,
Thanks for clicking on my stuff. It seems a good idea to personalize these transactions a bit. So let me tell you about myself and why I'm selling these cards. I'm poor. I live in ohio. I work at Dominos. I deliver pizza.
And as much fun as it is. I'd really like to quit and just run away. I've decided that if I could get together about $3,000 dollars together. I could manage to move and live off that, perhaps only out of my car.. but for about a year.
Perhaps this is insanity. perhaps I could never live that cheaply. But I'm 23 now and I'd really like to try.
So I'm selling my stuff.
If you want to know more I’d be happy to answer any questions.
And hey, how is your day going?
good luck and happy bidding.
Thu Nov 18 20:02:38 2004
[20:09:32] ruiner: if i didn't know you, i'd think that sales pitch about you planning to live out of your car was a joke
[20:09:48] Dan: yeah I think it might have hurt me
[20:09:59] Dan: I used to have one about getting kicked out of my apartment
[20:10:26] ruiner: it would still be true, just a little outdated. but you don't have to mention that
[20:10:56] Dan: yeah I think I need to think up something new
[20:11:23] Dan: though I'm running out of good card's to sell
[20:11:43] ruiner: and you're selling them for nothing
[20:13:08] Dan: yeah
[20:13:24] Dan: i pad shipping and handling a bit
[20:13:42] ruiner: as much as you pad the front of your underwear?
[20:14:02] Dan: yes... wait no
[20:14:03] Dan: I mean
[20:14:04] Dan: uhhhh
[20:14:11] Dan: I don't pad my underwear
[20:14:15] ruiner: hehe
Hello,
Thanks for clicking on my stuff. It seems a good idea to personalize these transactions a bit. So let me tell you about myself and why I'm selling these cards. I'm poor. I live in ohio. I work at Dominos. I deliver pizza.
And as much fun as it is. I'd really like to quit and just run away. I've decided that if I could get together about $3,000 dollars together. I could manage to move and live off that, perhaps only out of my car.. but for about a year.
Perhaps this is insanity. perhaps I could never live that cheaply. But I'm 23 now and I'd really like to try.
So I'm selling my stuff.
If you want to know more I’d be happy to answer any questions.
And hey, how is your day going?
good luck and happy bidding.
Thu Nov 18 20:02:38 2004
[20:09:32] ruiner: if i didn't know you, i'd think that sales pitch about you planning to live out of your car was a joke
[20:09:48] Dan: yeah I think it might have hurt me
[20:09:59] Dan: I used to have one about getting kicked out of my apartment
[20:10:26] ruiner: it would still be true, just a little outdated. but you don't have to mention that
[20:10:56] Dan: yeah I think I need to think up something new
[20:11:23] Dan: though I'm running out of good card's to sell
[20:11:43] ruiner: and you're selling them for nothing
[20:13:08] Dan: yeah
[20:13:24] Dan: i pad shipping and handling a bit
[20:13:42] ruiner: as much as you pad the front of your underwear?
[20:14:02] Dan: yes... wait no
[20:14:03] Dan: I mean
[20:14:04] Dan: uhhhh
[20:14:11] Dan: I don't pad my underwear
[20:14:15] ruiner: hehe
