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Dan the Author, Part 1
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Dan the Businessman
Dan's Crush
Dan's Second Crush
Dan the Romantic
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With Friends Like These, Part 1
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Dan Goes to the Bank
Dan the Ladies Man
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Fuck atom
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Penis Envy
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Dan on HotorNot
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Moral Dan
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Working Dan / Tenant Dan
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Dan the Salesman
Dan the Collegiate
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Tue Jan 18 2005

[00:40:47] ruiner: so what's this i hear about you not actually graduating?
[00:41:26] Dan: yes
[00:41:36] ruiner: tell the story
[00:41:36] Dan: but I lie to everyone that I don't know
[00:41:40] Dan: that's it
[00:41:42] Dan: 5 credits
[00:41:47] Dan: I said ba humbug
[00:42:00] Dan: I'm not going to be an office clerk or go for my phd
[00:42:10] ruiner: why?
[00:42:49] Dan: mr show is on
[00:43:01] ruiner: atom has all those episodes
[00:43:04] Dan: not interested
[00:43:05] Dan: yes
[00:43:07] ruiner: tell your story
[00:43:11] Dan: ugh
[00:43:17] Dan: that's the story man
[00:43:19] ruiner: you know you want to
[00:43:28] ruiner: i think you do things sometimes for the sole purpose of generating stories
[00:43:35] Dan: maybe
[00:43:42] Dan: I'm quitting my job to write a story
[00:43:44] Dan: soon
[00:43:47] ruiner: uh
[00:43:53] ruiner: are you sure that's wise?
[00:44:00] Dan: yes
[00:44:04] Dan: work sucks
[00:44:06] ruiner: explain
[00:44:33] ruiner: what will you live on? how will you pay atom your rent? he'll stab you
[00:44:53] Dan: I've got money saved up
[00:45:11] Dan: and I'm getting my student loans differed
[00:45:38] Dan: I sold all my good magic cards and the magic online thing works pretty well as an investment
[00:45:44] ruiner: deferred on what basis?
[00:45:55] Dan: I make less than 1000 $ a month
[00:46:05] Dan: so they say it's a financial hardship
[00:46:08] ruiner: and they don't care that you dropped out?
[00:46:13] Dan: nope
[00:46:24] Dan: my parents don't know
[00:46:39] Dan: and no one I meet after college knows
[00:46:58] Dan: sometimes I forget
[00:47:11] Dan: what diffrence does a biology class make
[00:47:21] Dan: and an art 100 class
[00:47:23] ruiner: a degree, it seems
[00:47:27] ruiner: i need you to explain your logic behind this decision
[00:47:28] Dan: yeah
[00:47:33] Dan: which part
[00:47:43] ruiner: all of it
[00:47:56] Dan: i have no use for my degree
[00:48:33] Dan: and I want to sit around all day writing
[00:48:39] Dan: so I'm quitting domminoes
[00:48:57] Dan: take 6 months off and write a collection of short stories
[00:49:09] Dan: i might rob a bank
[00:49:15] ruiner: you don't think the degree would help you get an actual writing job?
[00:49:20] ruiner: you might have to...
[00:49:29] Dan: I don't want a writing 'job'
[00:49:40] Dan: I want to write whatever the fuck I want and get paid for that
[00:49:52] Dan: the people I submit too... I will lie too
[00:50:04] Dan: they have no way of finding out... and it really doesn't matter
[00:50:18] Dan: honestly
[00:50:23] Dan: honestly
[00:50:23] Dan: a degree doesn't help you get published
[00:50:40] ruiner: it only takes a phone call
[00:50:49] ruiner: colleges, believe it or not, keep records
[00:50:49] Dan: what phone call
[00:50:58] Dan: but they can't give them out
[00:51:04] Dan: that shits personal
[00:51:14] Dan: and it doesn't matter
[00:51:17] ruiner: ok
[00:51:31] Dan: I'm one of 40k people a month sending in a manuscript
[00:51:46] Dan: they aren't checking 'refrences' they aren't even reading them most likely
[00:52:03] Dan: you get the first three pages by a free intern and then it gets tossed
[00:52:19] Dan: I might self publish and then do a self book tour
[00:52:22] Dan: but first thing is first
[00:52:26] ruiner: do you think you're good enough or prolific enough to make a living off of writing?
[00:52:26] Dan: I have to write the book
[00:52:34] Dan: not sure
[00:52:35] Dan: yes
[00:52:51] Dan: people will buy what you tell them too
[00:53:03] Dan: so writing the book is the important part
[00:53:12] Dan: selling it will come next
[00:53:50] Dan: but I think if I had a book in my hand and went door to door with it I could make enough to live off of. and that would make me happy
[00:54:18] Dan: i'm out we will talk later