[03:51:35] squanderdalfast: I want to link you to something fantastic
[03:51:40] squanderdalfast: but you will use it against me
[03:51:57] ruiner: haha
[03:51:58] ruiner: i won't
[03:51:59] squanderdalfast: Oh!
[03:52:00] squanderdalfast: you will love this
[03:52:15] squanderdalfast: I was trying to "Mac" this online girl
[03:52:22] squanderdalfast: and she totally googled up my name
[03:52:31] ruiner: hahahahaha
[03:52:38] ruiner: ooooh, man. i already know where this is heading
[03:52:43] ruiner: but tell me!
[03:52:51] squanderdalfast: first she went through my deviant art acount and started going off on crazy things I said
[03:53:01] squanderdalfast: the conversation went like this
[03:53:21] squanderdalfast: Me: What do you think about your doctorate work as a psychmajor
[03:53:40] squanderdalfast: her: >>>> I hate girl psych majors, and male acting majors
[03:53:46] squanderdalfast: Me: that's awesome
[03:53:55] squanderdalfast: her: You said that.... not me
[03:53:59] ruiner: hahaha
[03:54:08] squanderdalfast: Me: What? when? I can't find that in the logs
[03:54:16] ruiner: hoisted by your own petard
[03:54:28] squanderdalfast: Me: Why would I say I hate male actors, I hate all acting majors equally
[03:54:34] squanderdalfast: her: link
[03:54:42] squanderdalfast: ME: OH SHIT
[03:54:58] squanderdalfast: Her: I can't talk to you I'm reading, what are these other sites?
[03:55:01] ruiner: haha
[03:55:01] squanderdalfast: Her: Blocked
[03:55:19] ruiner: hahaha
[03:55:21] ruiner: i love it
[03:55:24] squanderdalfast: I sent her an email explaining that I was dumb and and young but to no avail
[03:55:32] ruiner: that's why you shouldn't use your real name on the internet
[03:55:48] squanderdalfast: Well, it's why my screen name should be more varried
[03:55:53] squanderdalfast: she googled my screen name
[03:55:59] ruiner: ah
[03:56:07] squanderdalfast: which was clever.
[03:56:12] ruiner: yes
[03:56:16] ruiner: i do that, too
[03:56:44] squanderdalfast: yeah, if someone's screen name doesn't come up increases the chances they are a trap
[03:57:06] ruiner: and if it does, you find out you're talking to THE dan boyd
[03:57:10] ruiner: and realize it is also a trap
[03:57:20] squanderdalfast: heehee
[03:58:28] ruiner: nothing personal, of course, but i really hope The Ass logs did you in on this occassion
[03:58:37] ruiner: and i'm fairly certain they did, considering they're the second google result
[03:58:46] squanderdalfast: yeah
[03:59:10] ruiner: i had thought about using your real name instead of your screen name in the log
[03:59:20] ruiner: it would have been a simple find/replace text option
[03:59:21] ruiner: but i didn't.
[03:59:50] ruiner: so what were you going to show me? i promise i won't use it against you
[04:00:08] squanderdalfast: your promises are worthless
[04:00:11] ruiner: they are not
[04:00:32] ruiner: it's generally understood by you that logs are fair game for posting
[04:00:43] ruiner: but i've never posted anything i said i wouldn't
[04:00:48] squanderdalfast: Hmmm
[04:00:57] ruiner: my word is actually very reliable
[04:01:08] squanderdalfast: You did take those ones down that were too creepy in my opinion
[04:01:12] ruiner: like the last time i promised you a picture wasn't porn, and you actually looked at it. it wasn't porn
[04:01:22] squanderdalfast: i don't beleive I looked at it
[04:01:33] squanderdalfast: i will never click on a link you send me evar
[04:01:36] ruiner: well, not the last one. but the one before that
[04:01:40] squanderdalfast: hahahaha
[04:01:47] squanderdalfast: (Link: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=phoexx0r)http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=phoexx0r
[04:01:51] ruiner: i forgot about the last one. but it wasn't porn either
[04:02:02] squanderdalfast: that person's profile is internet funny
[04:02:11] ruiner: now i remember, i tried to assure you it wasn't, and tried to leverage credibility from the previous link. but you wouldn't believe me
[04:02:28] ruiner: i don't have an account there
[04:02:36] squanderdalfast: do you need one?
[04:02:40] squanderdalfast: weak
[04:02:50] squanderdalfast: They make you answer 500 questions
[04:03:07] squanderdalfast: On question 200 it labled me as kinky because I accidently said I would fuck a corpse
[04:03:16] squanderdalfast: It was a poorly worded question
[04:03:42] squanderdalfast: so I had to lie for 200+ questions before the kinky icon went away
[04:04:04] ruiner: hahaha
[04:04:10] ruiner: how do you... ok
[04:04:17] ruiner: no, actually, i could totally fall for that
[04:04:38] squanderdalfast: it said, "If a girl wanted to make out with you in the graveyard would you?"
[04:04:41] squanderdalfast: so I clicked on yes
[04:04:44] squanderdalfast: I mean, come on
[04:04:46] ruiner: oh
[04:04:49] squanderdalfast: that's not bad right
[04:04:52] ruiner: that's kinky?
[04:05:00] ruiner: i guess we must run with a different crowd
[04:05:10] squanderdalfast: but I hit submit before I read option 3 "Yes, but only if no corpses are dug up and fucked."
[04:05:20] ruiner: haha, oh
[04:05:27] ruiner: it's not necrophilia if it's consensual
[04:05:41] squanderdalfast: who would think that make out in the graveyard automatically means corpses get fucked!
[04:05:49] * squanderdalfast grumble grumble
[04:05:55] ruiner: *raises hand*
[04:07:33] *** squanderdalfast is trying to send you "DoNotWant.jpg".
[04:07:38] squanderdalfast: this is her profile pic
[04:07:42] *** You have received E:\DoNotWant.jpg.
[04:08:00] ruiner: did you add the text?
[04:08:06] squanderdalfast: No
[04:08:08] squanderdalfast: she did
[04:08:17] *** squanderdalfast is trying to send you "fucking.jpg".
[04:08:25] *** You have received E:\fucking.jpg.
[04:08:36] ruiner: so she's a supernerd
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[04:11:59] squanderdalfast: I want her to be my new best friend
