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The Introduction
The Admission of Idiocy
Dan the Author, Part 1
Dan the Author, Part 2
Dan the Businessman
Dan's Crush
Dan's Second Crush
Dan the Romantic
Dan Fights for Equal Rights, Part 1
Dan Fights for Equal Rights, Part 2
With Friends Like These, Part 1
With Friends Like These, Part 2
Dan Goes to the Bank
Dan the Ladies Man
Dan the Poet
Dan the Programmer
Dan the Socialite
Fuck atom
The Half-Cocked Porn Scheme, Part 1
The Half-Cocked Porn Scheme, Part 2
The Half-Cocked Porn Scheme, Part 3
Penis Envy
Sorority Dan
Dan the Literary Scholar
Courtship and Loyalty
Courtship and Loyalty, Prelude
Courtship and Loyalty, Epilogue
Courtship and Loyalty, Sequel
Dan on HotorNot
Dan and Compassion
Dan the Conversationalist
Traveller Dan
Dan the Wheel-Man
Moral Dan
Dan reaffirms The Admission of Idiocy
Working Dan / Tenant Dan
Dan on Making Friends
Dan the Salesman
Dan the Collegiate
Dan the Lover
NEW 6.24.08! - Dan the Gay
NEW 6.24.08! - Famous Dan
NEW 6-24-08! - Dan Goes to a Concert
NEW 6-24-08! - Dan the Father Figure
NEW 6-24-08! - Dan Meets a Girl
NEW 6-24-08! - Dan the Good Son
Untitled Document Session Start (AIM - ruiner:dan): Mon Jun 17 22:29:01 2002
[22:29:01] dan: hey
[22:29:17] ruiner: hey
[22:29:29] dan: I lost my wallet today
[22:29:34] ruiner: how?
[22:29:43] dan: left it at the bank
[22:29:52] dan: and when I went back to get it they told me
[22:30:21] dan: cancel your credit cards and get new everything and file a police report cuz we won't help you find it without the police
[22:30:26] dan: so I do all that
[22:30:32] dan: and then the cops tell me
[22:30:36] dan: they won't help me find it
[22:31:02] dan: and I was like but they have a tape of me leaving it on the atm and the licence of the person who took it
[22:31:04] dan: and they said
[22:31:07] dan: yep they do
[22:31:14] dan: but it's a hassel to get and watch a tape
[22:31:19] ruiner: strange
[22:31:29] dan: "you should go look through dumpsters around the area for it"
[22:31:49] dan: and so I started filling out the paper work for my new SSN card
[22:31:52] ruiner: haha
[22:31:55] dan: and the bank called
[22:32:02] dan: Oh we have your wallet
[22:32:06] dan: you can pick it up tommorw
[22:32:11] dan: we had it the whole time
[22:32:15] ruiner: what bastards
[22:32:16] dan: sorry
[22:32:17] ruiner: where was it?
[22:32:23] dan: not even a sory
[22:32:28] dan: they had it the whole time
[22:32:31] dan: they just didn't look
[22:32:46] dan: then I got upset and told them they had to wait for me
[22:33:50] dan: and then while I was explaining how they should look for lost stuff when asked if they had it rather then advising the person to cancel all credit cards and what not they shut the door locked it and hid inside
[22:34:06] dan: thats confusing so if you don't get never mind
[22:34:12] dan: just everyone was a dick
[22:34:27] dan: but whatever I deserve it I left my wallet on the ATM
[22:34:31] dan: cuz I was on my bike
[22:34:38] dan: and had to fill out a deposit slip
[22:34:50] dan: cuz they charge me to deposite money if I go inside
[22:34:55] dan: those fuckers
[22:35:00] dan: BANKS FUCKING SUCK
[22:35:13] dan: I may have to take my 50 bucks elsware
[22:35:18] dan: *hangs head in shame
[22:37:47] ruiner: hehe
[22:37:55] ruiner: that'll definitely show em
Session Close (dan): Mon Jun 17 22:45:05 2002