[00:55:15] squanderdalfast: you will enjoy this
[00:55:17] squanderdalfast: hmmm
[00:55:23] squanderdalfast: perhaps I should start from the top
[00:55:51] squanderdalfast: allright, I went too this Iron and Whine concert and got in a fight with this short chicks because they said they couldn't see over me
[00:56:07] squanderdalfast: and I was like, suck it up bitch, it's a rock concert. IF you want to see move to the front
[00:56:13] squanderdalfast: Just push your way up
[00:56:13] ruiner: when you say "fight"...
[00:56:29] squanderdalfast: just, you know, awkward staires and name calling
[00:56:40] ruiner: ok. continue
[00:58:20] squanderdalfast: So then on my way out I was staring at this cute girl hoping it wasn't one of the ones I pissed off, and she winked at me. I'm possitive it was me because it was in my direction, the direction of, you know hundreds of other people
[00:58:31] squanderdalfast: and what are the chances somethign had just gotten in her eye
[00:58:34] squanderdalfast: no, it was a wink
[00:58:57] squanderdalfast: and I thought hard about, 'making a move' but noticed she had a ciggeret in her hand
[00:59:02] squanderdalfast: and I'm not down with that
[00:59:05] squanderdalfast: so I let her walk on
[00:59:13] squanderdalfast: But here it the best part
[00:59:19] squanderdalfast: your part, I shall call it
[00:59:27] ruiner: i'm listening
[01:00:17] squanderdalfast: as I walk to my car I pass two, shall I say Large, no-no, fat is the word, two fat black women cross my path not unlike cats
[01:00:22] squanderdalfast: And they commence with the calling
[01:00:26] squanderdalfast: the cat calling
[01:00:43] ruiner: is that considered bad luck, too?
[01:00:52] ruiner: haha
[01:00:54] squanderdalfast: just wait and find out
[01:01:40] squanderdalfast: so they are cat calling me in that unmistackable blackspeak which I can only guess a translation too
[01:02:10] squanderdalfast: perhaps "Hey you, powdered sugar indi kid, wanna get with mamma"
[01:02:26] squanderdalfast: To which I bow and say, "Why thank you."
[01:02:43] squanderdalfast: The second of the two takes that as an invitation to rend my assfless from the bone
[01:02:56] squanderdalfast: she goosed me!
[01:03:07] ruiner: haha
[01:03:11] squanderdalfast: assfless = assflesh
[01:03:31] squanderdalfast: and then they ran away like spry 200lb gazels
[01:03:47] ruiner: hah
[01:03:48] squanderdalfast: but it made me feel good about myself
[01:03:52] squanderdalfast: so I'm calling it good luck
[01:04:11] ruiner: usually when people are molested, they don't feel good about themselves afterwards
[01:04:29] squanderdalfast: you haven't been molested enough to say usually
[01:04:46] squanderdalfast: after the 12th time it gets better
[01:06:47] ruiner: hehe
[01:06:55] ruiner: i suppose i can't argue with that
[01:07:11] ruiner: although, i was once molested while urinating. i think that counts for two
[01:07:39] ruiner: i was in a men's room in a bar, using the urinal. some drunk chick ran in, grabbed my ass, and ran out
[01:08:15] squanderdalfast: !
[01:08:18] squanderdalfast: Wow
[01:08:23] squanderdalfast: that's hot
[01:08:27] ruiner: yeah
[01:08:35] squanderdalfast: did you know her?
[01:08:36] ruiner: it's a shame i couldn't find her afterwards
[01:08:42] ruiner: i had never seen her before
[01:09:07] ruiner: and i was cool with it
[01:09:13] ruiner: but when *I* tried it...
[01:09:18] ruiner: *ahem*
[01:11:44] squanderdalfast: Heehee
