[06:43:51] Dan: so
[06:43:55] ruiner: hey
[06:43:57] Dan: I just stole Ed's girlfreind
[06:44:05] Dan: and I am having a major complex
[06:44:17] ruiner: it was ed's girlfriend you were stealing?
[06:44:24] Dan: yeah
[06:44:42] Dan: yeah
[06:44:44] Dan: I suck
[06:44:45] Dan: so bad
[06:44:46] ruiner: you do
[06:44:51] Dan: shit
[06:45:05] ruiner: stealing someone's girlfriend is probably the most uncool thing you could do
[06:45:16] Dan: she broke up with him
[06:45:20] Dan: like 3 days ago
[06:45:28] ruiner: oh
[06:45:38] ruiner: so it's not stealing and she's not his girlfriend
[06:45:48] Dan: not technicly
[06:45:49] Dan: but
[06:45:52] Dan: there are like
[06:45:59] Dan: there is a two week rule
[06:46:03] Dan: I think
[06:46:33] ruiner: ed doesn't know any better. he has ADD
[06:46:39] Dan: Ha
[06:46:40] ruiner: just tell him it's already been 2 weeks
[06:46:54] Dan: we aren't going to tell him
[06:47:01] Dan: till 2 weeks go by
[06:47:01] ruiner: oh
[06:47:06] Dan: is what we were thinking
[06:47:09] ruiner: won't he catch on eventually when
[06:47:12] ruiner: oh, till 2 weeks
[06:47:13] ruiner: makes sense
[06:47:54] Dan: but this girl is in love
[06:47:57] Dan: she hasn't said it yet
[06:47:59] Dan: but
[06:48:06] Dan: there is that terror in my heart
[06:48:15] ruiner: terror, eh? must be love, then
[06:48:18] Dan: I know it well
[06:48:47] Dan: when ellen was in love and wasn't ready to say it but knew it same with hope
[06:49:03] Dan: I'm a jerk
[06:49:14] ruiner: yes, you certainly are
[06:50:04] Dan: I'm so fucked
[06:51:43] Dan: this is going to turn into one of those... loose a freind things
[06:51:44] Dan: I think
[06:51:48] ruiner: probably
[06:52:13] Dan: sometimes I feel like I treat ed like zack
[06:52:17] ruiner: i certainly wouldn't be your friend if you did that to me
[06:52:23] Dan: shit
[06:52:26] Dan: shit
[06:52:28] Dan: shit
[06:52:37] Dan: 3 days
[06:53:08] ruiner: why did she dump him?
[06:53:29] Dan: he kept brining it up. Telling her that he thought they needed to break up
[06:53:34] Dan: that he was going to India
[06:53:38] Dan: and he wanted to have sex
[06:53:41] Dan: without her
[06:53:56] ruiner: he really has a way with the ladies
[06:54:02] Dan: yeah
[06:54:32] Dan: he told me those things too
[06:54:47] ruiner: he told you he wanted to break up with you because he wants to have sex without you in india?
[06:54:51] Dan: and he told me I should steal her away .... in a joking manner
[06:55:07] ruiner: yeah, joking...
[06:55:17] Dan: that way he could get on other chicks
[06:55:19] Dan: yeah
[06:55:20] Dan: and
[06:55:24] Dan: go
[06:55:26] Dan: gah
[06:55:27] Dan: rather
[06:55:30] Dan: I suck
[06:55:34] ruiner: it could be your slant on the story, but it's sounding like he probably won't try to get her back
[06:55:47] Dan: I don't know
[06:55:49] ruiner: if that's the case, stealing her won't matter
[06:55:57] Dan: she said the words
[06:56:02] Dan: so he is the one who is hurt
[06:56:09] Dan: I talked with him about it
[06:56:12] Dan: over IM a bit
[06:56:18] ruiner: but what is she going to do if he tries to get back with her?
[06:56:30] Dan: he said he felt wierd but not bad about it
[06:56:32] Dan: ....
[06:56:34] Dan: I don't know
[06:56:45] Dan: I can't tell hope either
[06:56:55] ruiner: is she going to say no and pretend she didn't have other arrangements for the previous week or so, or is she going to dump you?
[06:57:07] ruiner: haha
[06:57:09] ruiner: no, you can't tell Hope
[06:57:17] Dan: and I haven't explained to Laurn that I have this arrangment with Hope
[06:57:24] ruiner: what arrangement?
[06:57:25] Dan: that says I will date her again
[06:57:29] ruiner: oh
[06:57:33] ruiner: even if you're with someone else?
[06:57:40] Dan: I told hope.... I promised on my life
[06:57:47] ruiner: for some reason, i don't think you're above telling her "about that...i lied"
[06:58:07] ruiner: hmm
[06:58:10] Dan: I'm contimplating it
[06:58:14] ruiner: guess your days are numbered, then
[06:58:22] ruiner: might as well fuck ed's girlfriend until then
[06:58:27] Dan: ha
[06:58:29] Dan: thanks
[06:58:37] ruiner: hey, that's what i'm here for
[06:58:44] ruiner: i'm the supportive one, remember?
[06:58:49] Dan: girls suck
[06:58:50] Dan: yeah
[06:58:52] Dan: I remember
[06:58:59] Dan: .... wait
[06:59:01] Dan: no I don't
[06:59:09] ruiner: uh...i'm definitely not lying
[06:59:21] Dan: I must have forgotten
[06:59:34] ruiner: yes, you must have. yes, that lie should do nicely
[06:59:42] ruiner: oh, crap. did i type that last part, or just think it?
[06:59:49] ruiner: I'VE GOTTA THINK OF A LIE, FAST!
[07:00:00] Dan: hahhah
[07:00:06] Dan: brb
[07:03:28] Dan: back
[07:03:33] Dan: but now I am going to sleep
[07:03:41] Dan: thjank you for the kind words
[07:04:23] ruiner: ok
[07:04:24] ruiner: later
[07:04:52] ruiner: you know
[07:05:32] ruiner: it occurs to me that you usually take comfort in the reassuring words about your actions from someone who essentially lacks a conscience
Session Close: Sat Nov 15 07:05:33 2003
Session Start: Sat Nov 15 22:28:31 2003
[22:28:31] Dan: hey
[22:28:33] ruiner: hey
[22:28:43] ruiner: we are law. are YOU crime?
[22:28:52] Dan: no
[22:28:56] ruiner: good
[22:28:58] ruiner: what's up?
[22:29:01] Dan: nothing
[22:29:09] Dan: I feel better about the whole thing now
[22:29:13] ruiner: how goes the ed thing?
[22:29:17] ruiner: why's that?
[22:30:00] Dan: the break up wasnt my fault
[22:30:06] Dan: I ve decided
[22:30:25] ruiner: you mean you had to think about it first?
[22:30:38] ruiner: does this mean you encouraged her to dump him because of what he was saying?
[22:31:15] Dan: she was dumping him no matter what I said and knowing more about what he told her... he wanted it to end
[22:32:04] ruiner: the important thing is, is she hot?
[22:32:15] Dan: yes
[22:32:17] Dan: I think so
[22:32:24] ruiner: ok, nothing to feel bad about then
[22:32:36] Dan: heehee
Session Start: Tue Nov 18 01:17:24 2003
[01:17:24] Dan: so I hung out with ed today
[01:17:43] ruiner: did he say anything to make the situation really awkward?
[01:17:57] Dan: he told me he regrets dumping Laurn and asked me if he should ask her out again
[01:18:07] Dan: and that he was going over to her place to plead
[01:18:22] Dan: and I was like
[01:18:23] Dan: uhhhh
[01:18:26] Dan: good luck
[01:18:30] Dan: I guess
[01:18:39] Dan: that was mildly awkward
[01:19:19] ruiner: haha
[01:19:34] Dan: I figured that she would have called me by now
[01:19:40] Dan: he left at 11:30
[01:19:44] ruiner: unless she's been fucking him since then
[01:19:54] Dan: Yeah
[01:19:56] Dan: I wonder
[01:19:58] ruiner: wait, that probably doesn't make you feel better
[01:20:02] Dan: ehhh
[01:20:12] Dan: it actually wouldn't bother me that much
[01:20:13] ruiner: damn my pessimistic insights!
[01:20:20] Dan: heehee
[01:20:32] Dan: It would settle the issue for me
[01:20:43] ruiner: yeah, it would
[01:20:51] Dan: I think I am dumping her either way and prettending I never did anything
[01:20:58] Dan: wich sucks cuz I did do stuff
[01:20:59] Dan: but
[01:21:07] ruiner: doesn't it stand to reason that she'd just dump him again when he moved since he's already told her he wants to fuck other people?
[01:21:29] Dan: He is a freak
[01:21:39] Dan: He told me all about how he wants to fuck other people
[01:21:42] Dan: before the regrett thing
[01:21:52] Dan: he is just... horny
[01:22:02] Dan: he really doesn't seem to have any other emotion
[01:22:07] Dan: than sex lust
[01:23:31] Dan: its creepy
[01:24:12] Dan: like with me its funny because I am jokeing. like if I see a girl and am like... "she was checking me out" its funny because I'm making fun of the fact that she doesn't know I exist
[01:25:28] ruiner: yeah
[01:25:46] Dan: but there is probably a good chance that he is sexing her up
[01:25:54] Dan: she is religious so no actual sex
[01:26:17] ruiner: hmmm
[01:27:44] Dan: wich was one of her issues on breaking up with him
[01:27:48] Dan: cuz he wanted it real bad
[01:28:05] ruiner: why does he want her back if he knows he can't have sex with her?
[01:28:19] Dan: I'm at a loss
[01:28:39] Dan: I think, maybe just because she was the one who said the words "I break up with you"
[01:29:02] ruiner: maybe
[01:29:09] Dan: They been dating for less than a month
[01:29:18] ruiner: oooh
[01:29:24] Dan: yeah
[01:29:30] Dan: you would think it wouldnt be that serious
[01:29:44] ruiner: i would...
[01:29:47] ruiner: would i be wrong?
[01:29:59] Dan: I'm not sure
Session Start (AIM - ruiner:Dan): Sun Nov 30 20:01:22 2003
[20:20:17] Dan: I've decided I need to break up with Laurn
[20:20:22] Dan: who was Ed's girl
[20:21:01] ruiner: oh?
[20:21:05] Dan: yeah
[20:21:07] ruiner: why the change of heart?
[20:21:13] Dan: my sister said I'm evil
[20:21:14] Dan: and
[20:22:25] Dan: that's about it
[20:22:40] Dan: I tried to last night but I made out with her instead
[20:22:44] Dan: wich was a bad call
[20:23:59] ruiner: hahahaha
[20:24:06] Dan: thanks
[20:24:08] ruiner: nice
[20:24:10] ruiner: you are evil
[20:24:14] Dan: yeah
[20:24:44] Dan: she is kinda in love with me
[20:24:46] Dan: and if I wait
[20:24:49] Dan: it will be worse
[20:25:03] Dan: and I am deffinatly breaking up with her eventually
[20:26:55] Dan: but I have no balls
[20:27:02] Dan: I can't just do it
[20:27:06] Dan: when it needs to be done
[20:30:28] ruiner: you suck, alright
[20:31:09] Dan: thanks
[20:35:43] ruiner: hey, that's what i'm here for
[20:36:06] ruiner: so what made you dig deeper by making out with her rather than doing what you've decided needs to be done?
[20:36:30] Dan: you can see it in her eyes
[20:36:43] Dan: there are two possibilities
[20:37:01] Dan: 1) break up with her = tears and sadness
[20:37:14] Dan: 2) make out = bright eyes and happyness
[20:37:22] ruiner: especially since you orchestrated this whole thing
[20:37:23] Dan: its all about the rewards and the risks
[20:37:30] Dan: I can't deal with the sad eyes
[20:37:47] ruiner: how much more tears and sadness do you think there will be when you string her along for weeks more and let her fall more in love with you?
[20:38:00] Dan: well
[20:38:04] Dan: see
[20:38:08] Dan: that is the shitty part
[20:38:18] ruiner: i know
[20:38:38] Dan: I need a way to avoid that part
[20:38:55] ruiner: i think you have to marry her and spend the rest of your life with her
[20:38:57] ruiner: to avoid that
[20:40:34] Dan: but then hope
[20:40:41] ruiner: there is no hope
[20:40:41] Dan: cry's
[20:40:44] ruiner: not for you
[20:41:07] Dan: ....
[20:41:29] ruiner: hah hah hah!
[20:46:44] ruiner: ok, sorry. go on.
[20:47:09] Dan: thats all I got
[20:47:23] ruiner: oh
[20:47:23] Dan: I can't hurt either of these people/ don't want to
[20:47:32] ruiner: so ed doesn't know yet?
[20:47:36] Dan: no
[20:47:41] Dan: ed is going to india
[20:47:46] Dan: in tommorow
[20:47:56] ruiner: when did you guys plan to tell him?
[20:48:02] Dan: after that he will have hot indin poon
[20:48:05] Dan: and he won't care
[20:48:08] Dan: well
[20:48:14] Dan: if I break her heart tommorow
[20:48:21] Dan: I won't have to tell him ever
[20:48:25] Dan: and I may never tell hope
[20:48:29] Dan: that is debatable
[20:49:31] ruiner: yeah, hot diseased indian poon
[20:49:35] ruiner: why does he think this is a good idea?
[20:49:52] Dan: cuz he likes to make out with chicks
[20:58:01] Dan: If you want another one with ed
[20:58:11] Dan: which has been verified by all parties
[20:58:28] Dan: laurn said she didn't want to have sex... doesn't believe in pre marital
[20:58:37] Dan: he stuck his dick in but didnt' break her himan
[20:58:40] Dan: told her it wasn't sex
[20:58:49] ruiner: hahahahahaha
[20:58:58] ruiner: oh...my...god
[20:59:04] ruiner: that's the funniest thing i've heard in awhile
[20:59:16] Dan: He asked people about it later
[20:59:21] Dan: "Dan, is it sex if I...."
[20:59:23] Dan: Yes ed
[20:59:24] Dan: yes
[20:59:26] ruiner: yeah, she's not a virgin anymore...
[20:59:33] Dan: you suck ed
[20:59:35] Dan: you suck
[21:01:12] ruiner: definitely
[21:01:24] ruiner: does hope read sinsideout?
[21:01:30] Dan: no
[21:01:38] Dan: son of a bitch
[21:01:40] ruiner: does ed?
[21:01:44] Dan: no
[21:01:50] ruiner: ok, good
[21:01:50] Dan: I don't think so
[21:01:59] ruiner: it probably would have been better for you to lie
[21:02:40] Dan: yeah
[21:02:59] ruiner: too late for that now
