This is Dan Boyd. He is an ass.

This section of the page is dedicated to presenting you with entertainment at his expense. The following are logged conversations with him, and the results are not only sad and disturbing, but often rather humorous. You seriously can't make this shit up.

Session Start (AIM - atomsmyth:squanderdalfast): Mon Jan 27 20:08:54 2003
atomsmyth: hey
squanderdalfast: hey
atomsmyth: guess what?
squanderdalfast: what?
squanderdalfast: or do you want me to guess
atomsmyth: there is going to be a new feature on my site titled "Conversations with an ASS"
atomsmyth: its all about you
atomsmyth: and logs we keep on you
atomsmyth: in fact, this is going to be on the site
squanderdalfast: i'm okay with that
atomsmyth: i assumed you would be, an ass as you are
atomsmyth: so just assume everyone you talk to is recording what you say for my site
squanderdalfast: k
squanderdalfast: I'm mildly worried
atomsmyth: why?
atomsmyth: i know you dont care about your reputation
squanderdalfast: I'm not sure why
squanderdalfast: and it's only mild
atomsmyth: just think of all the people you will amuse
squanderdalfast: i think mostly cuz I don't say enough redicouluss things online
squanderdalfast: or maybe I just dont' realize
atomsmyth: ruiner and i are both scanning our logs and finding crazy crap
atomsmyth: well, i guess you will have to be more ridiculous
squanderdalfast: okay
squanderdalfast: you regularly save IM conversations?
atomsmyth: is it so wrong to save every conversation that you have ever have, so you can use it against people later?
squanderdalfast: ....
atomsmyth: damn straight
atomsmyth: so you better be damn funny, all the time
atomsmyth: or else
atomsmyth: but you wont have to try
atomsmyth: because you are "the ass"
squanderdalfast: gotcha
atomsmyth: i have several agents, many people you thought to be friends, monitoring you around the clock
squanderdalfast: awsome
squanderdalfast: I feel so loved
atomsmyth: yes....
atomsmyth: thats what it is
atomsmyth: even if it feels like exploitation
atomsmyth: just calm down, and be an ass
squanderdalfast: i'm too worried to type to anyone
atomsmyth: just try harder
squanderdalfast: I'll probably forget about this by tommorow
squanderdalfast: tommorow will be better
squanderdalfast: I'm sure
atomsmyth: yeah, i really can't picture you being bothered by this
atomsmyth: just "be yourself"
atomsmyth: and people will be disturbinly amused by your asinine behavior
atomsmyth: thats my only plan for my website
atomsmyth: nothing important!
squanderdalfast: *eyes questioningly over the explination point*
squanderdalfast: okay
atomsmyth: i think i am going to start collecting 1950's snow globes
squanderdalfast: oh really
atomsmyth: i need something to complete my life
atomsmyth: i figure, its not going to be love, friendship, or even health
atomsmyth: why not snowglobes
squanderdalfast: I enjoy snow globes actually
atomsmyth: i dont see why not, its like sex, but better
squanderdalfast: better?
atomsmyth: i plan to line my walls with them
atomsmyth: of course better
squanderdalfast: Oh
squanderdalfast: yeah
squanderdalfast: I see how a whole line would be better
squanderdalfast: unless you compare it maybe to a line of sex
squanderdalfast: you may need two lines of snow globes
squanderdalfast: eventually
atomsmyth: whenever you have sex for trhe first time, it will be more than you can handle
atomsmyth: and you will cry
atomsmyth: and that will be the end of that
squanderdalfast: no doubt
squanderdalfast: though I do like snow globes
atomsmyth: you might as well give up now
atomsmyth: and go to the globes
atomsmyth: i am also gonna need the most disturbing picture of you i can find
atomsmyth: i assume you have some suggestions
squanderdalfast: (Link: www.dude.com)www.dude.com
squanderdalfast: that's the best out there
atomsmyth: i cant beleive someone pays for that domain
atomsmyth: and tell me that is not a real product
squanderdalfast: *shrug*
atomsmyth: i am disgusted
squanderdalfast: i have gone and they have said it is out of stock
atomsmyth: do you get royalties for that?
squanderdalfast: I wish
atomsmyth: i just hope you appreciate what i am doing for you
squanderdalfast: oh
squanderdalfast: I do
squanderdalfast: I do
atomsmyth: you'll be famous among all of the internet fags in no time
squanderdalfast: I do so love internet fags
atomsmyth: being one yourself
squanderdalfast: exactly
atomsmyth: i am sure you will be an icon of homosexuallity before long
atomsmyth: then you will get movie deals
atomsmyth: and leonardo Dicaprio will play you
atomsmyth: ill have this section up tomorrow
squanderdalfast: cool
*** squanderdalfast signed off at Mon Jan 27 22:02:35 2003.
Session Close (squanderdalfast): Mon Jan 27 22:34:33 2003